Let's face it....
There's nothing more entertaining that watching some fella be
given simple and useful advice, only for him to unwisely reject it
out of hand and screw himself silly.....

imagine if he ends up tearing up or a bad rash on his nips, and
he sees a doctor..
and the doctor so happens to be one of the denizens here..
i think the doctor would have fallen off the chair laughing so
hard, he'd rupture his pancreas or something 